KoalaBird's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Egocaptured]

OMFG

This is so hilarious...
Also, watch after the credits (btw, wtf? is that Full House?) and listen to messages on the machine. They made me lol so hard I think I creamed myself.

[Sonic vs. Shadow: Rivalry]

Great...

If it were longer and didn't use Comic Sans...

(Damn you Comic Sans....)

Short-Factor responds:

Mother fucking comic sans.

[Not Another Sprite Fight]

Holy...

CRAP!!! That was EPIC!!!
Especially the End Part! (Not going to spoil it for anyone tho :P )

[Runesuck]

zOMG!

That was absolutely hilarious, especially once it got to the pirate stats...

[Runescape Sucks Cock]

Funny and original but

it had HORRIBLE sound quality and voice acting.

(btw, loved that you hit admiral ackbar in the face with your pickaxe)

[Cooking (bocodamondo)]

Um... No... Your doing it wrong...

Honestly, you need to get better at animating, use something other than a boom mic, don't speak like a lolcat ("I wants money", really?), and you really need to put some actual time into drawing these things. I mean a box that says "sweaty socks" on it? It's just lame. You could have done like a sweaty gym bag with socks coming out of the top.
You seriously need a better microphone though. It is actually slightly painful to listen to. (Especially when people eat) You should also use more original audio files, because it is pretty annoying to hear the snickers commercial twice in 10 seconds.
It was honestly just all around awful.

PS: were they supposed to talk like LOLcats, or in disjointed English?

bocodamondo responds:

say what you waaaant
you can't blam it ^^